MC RubberMallet

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  I'm curious...........how many of you are going out in Field Service tomorrow? I'm serious.

  by La Falta Habitacion Por Sr Hor-Hey!! in

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  just wondering.

  i'm going out in the morning, but i'm wondering who else here in undercover apostate land will be meeting up with their own respective groups for theocratic activity tomorrow.

  for those of you going, will you be preparing your presentations tonight?.

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  I will be out in service. Remember, Satan makes return visits too. So, I gotta make sure I ring the doorbell before him.

  (sarcasm)
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  Did You Feel Like A Pest When You Went House To House?

  by minimus in

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  i hated going from door to door.

  it was really bad when the neighbors would call each other and say that we had arrived.. what pests we were!.

  now, i don't bother anyone if i can help it!

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  I LOVED IT!
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  My RAP video

  by MC RubberMallet in

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  ight yo.

  i have an idea for a rap video.

  this just got real!.

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  Ight yo. I have an idea for a rap video. This just got real!

  My song is entitled "You ready for ev'lastin' life?" I'm gonna talk about the struggles of paradise earth. No easy way out!

  Setting: There is an argument between theists and atheists. But it's not about God. It's about the best ice cream flavor.

  I slide through the crowd ghost riding the whip. I have on a Trayvon Martin hoodie. On the back I have the phrase "RIP Jesus". But it aint referrin to Jesus Christ, don't get offended.

  Since current rap music is void of any substance anyway, I will have 2 incoherent verses. But to make the song seem longer than what it is, imma just stutter my way through it.

  Lyrics (Words in parenthesis is my background hype man):

  "I'm tired of k k k k k k k k k k (substitute the word homey!) k k k , nevermind

  Imma just d d d d d d d ddd dddd de de de dedded (Just give up! go to next bar) fine!

  I'm up the cl cl cl cl cl clu clu clu clu cl cl cl c c k k k k (How you regressed? You almost had it!)

  P P P P P P P Pp Para Para Paradise ain't easy....."

  That's my idea so far...
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  I'm not afraid of a Armageddeon ...

  by Snoozy in

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  when i have a nightmare it isn't about a armageddon..it's always an attack from aliens..what does that mean?

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  Do the aliens have chains, whips, and handcuffs?
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  Some "Publisher" Is A Rat Here! The Elder's Are Inquiring If I Am Apostate Material!

  by Sunflower Samurai in

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  i knew this party was too good to last, some inquiring mind is a troll (yes, here on jwn we have moles!

  ), i think we have a rat here!

  i don't feel like "apostate material" and i am not the only one who is going down for this offense!

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  DO YOU! Don't live life afraid of those chumps. Tell them to leave you alone (no explanation) and DO YOU!
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  You know you've made it on JWN when?

  by usualusername in

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  Berengaria!

  I owe you credit! Your music thread opened me up artists I've never heard but now like. I like your selection. My favorite is "The Whiter Shade of Pale". You rock!
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  The Apostate Community is True a Worldwide Brotherhood

  by cantleave in

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  i met up with "jabberwock" last night, who took me a real american diner here in new jersey.

  it would seem the apostate community are the true "congregation", in that every time i meet with ex-jw's i am shown genuine hospitality.. jabberwock - thank you!!.

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  I grew up near Edison, NJ. I wish i had seen cantleaves thread earlier!
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  You know you've made it on JWN when?

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  Seeee!....

  Wait, oh snaps I made it!
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  You know you've made it on JWN when?

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  MC RubberMallet

  People know you by your real name.

  Like I post this message, and someone says in the following message "Sven, you're so right!"
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  2012 Convention Releases

  by garlic81 in

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  post 51 of 52. since 3/27/2009.

  google_ad_section_start i can't verify the authenticity of this information as i have not personally attended.

  however this is what is posted on another site.. friday:.

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  MC RubberMallet

  Aside from the normal Deluxe, my wife has a brown NWT with silver gilding. It wasn't custom made, it was from bethel, apparently they sent out random samples to nearby halls to get feedback.

  If they offically stopped doing softcover, thats news. maybe they are just using/used up the remaining materials.

  It costs $2 for a hard cover. The soft cover costs $.07 (the covers only). And saves tremendous time.